"The good news is that Oprah will be taping when we're in Chicago, and it's free to get in. The bad news is that you never know when the tickets become available, and we only have a two-day window. ... It might be tough."
"Oh Jer, we don't have to see Oprah on your birthday. That would completely suck for you. Just check for availability the next day. If it happens, it happens."
"If we can get tickets on my birthday, we're going. Oprah's like the Rolling Stones of black women, I get it."