This morning, Jerry decided to be thoughtful by kidnapping Toby and leaving me all alone in bed so I could sleep.
Moments later, when I figured out what had happened, I stomped downstairs in a groggy fog with one eye open and scowled at him.
Waking up alone the one day of the week we get to wake up together is no fun.
I think he gets it now.
Silly Jerry. Thoughtful is hand-squeezed orange juice.