Although I let down the entire blogging community by running to get a fire extinguisher instead of my video camera when my toaster oven caught on fire, I did remember to take a few post taco-combustion photos.
Hopefully this will ever-so-slightly redeem this website. I mean really, what was I thinking? Trying to save my house and all of my posessions? So stupid! Clearly the right choice was to capture footage of the kitchen succumbing to flame and taking the entire structure down with it.
Please take solace in the fact that I have learned my lesson, (as outlined in the following handy numeric list).
PRIORITIES DURING A POTENTIAL LIFE-THREATENING DISASTER:
1. Grab your video camera.
2. Record the chaos and devote ample footage to how your dog nearly dies of panic.
3. Save yourself (only so you can blog about it).
4. Save the dog (only because it creates somewhat of a feel-good ending).
Now if only I could solidify it with a catchy slogan like "stop, drop and roll" ...