I will write more tomorrow, I swear. Lots of sentences with words. Maybe some long words like "supercalifragilisticexpialadocious." And definitely some short words like, uh, "uh." Maybe I'll use bold lettering. Or italics. Or maybe even WRITE IN ALL CAPS. Regardless, there will be lots of these (.) and some of these ("). It'll be awesome.
Until then, feel free to comment even more to the degree that Dr. Phil sucks. I had no idea Jerry Springer or Tyra had such competition for the title of Most-hated Talk Show Host. I guess because they don't pretend to do anything other than suck. Openly. In public. On national TV. EVERY DAY.