"Kelly! I saved some clothes for when the baby comes."
"I know. Your mom told me. I think it's very special that you want to share."
"There's skirts and dresses and ..."
"And if it's a boy, he'll be the prettiest boy in town."
(blank stare, laugh from my mother-in-law)
"Emily, do you think it's going to be a boy or a girl?"
(confused look, seemingly weighing options)
"Boy." (whispered as if it's a big secret)
"Well, you know what? If it's a boy, we'll still put him in one of your pretty skirts just for fun, okay?"
(Insane laughter and clapping)
"And I'll take pictures to show off when he starts bringing girls to the house. Because that's what good parents do."