Friday, May 25, 2007

Viscosity of warm butter

After reading this, I vow to include our baby's weight, length, head circumference and description of its first bowel movement when I make the birth announcement.

Thanks, Marina. Hilarious.

9 comments:

Jennifer said...

So very true!

Although I don't think the baby's meconium will have the "viscosity of warm butter".. maybe more like warm road tar ;-)


Now remember, we are going to hold you to that statement

Marina said...

Either the link is screwed or my computer is. Either way, I get my very own post! w00t!

Marina said...

Just kidding. It was on my side.
Carry on! ;)

Janice said...

I'm looking forward to it!

the announced plainsman said...

LOL! It is funny how baby announcements have turned into statistical abstracts instead of "We have just had a beautiful, healthy baby (boy or girl)"

Received a birth announcemnt a few years back that parodied the statistical announcements with improbable measurements and weights.

Turns out it was a company selling a new type of concrete parking bumper, but the announcemet was 100% standard baby card. It actually did get attention in the office, too.

Chelsea said...

Hahaha! Please do!

Ray said...

That's so funny! That's actually a birth announcement?! If so how interesting and original! ;o)

Take care, Kelly.

Ray said...

P.S. I wished I lived in a small town so that I could announce the arrival of my child (I don't plan on being a mother, but who knows what the future holds.) Over here in order to do that you'd probably have to pay big bucks. Lucky you, you actually work for the paper.

adifferentkindofbeautiful said...

Too cute