Korn played in our area last night and Jerry and his radio morning show co-anchor, Troy, had a big promotion for it. A few listeners got to go backstage with them and meet the band, and one guy even got to introduce Korn onstage.
In the hours leading up to it, Troy and Jerry did a live broadcast from the concert venue.
Calling me to proudly relay his willpower when it comes to other women's mammary glands:
"I just want to let you know that I could've seen a TON of boobs from girls trying to get the backstage passes. But I shut them DOWN. ... I did accept a free cheesesteak sandwich, though."
Discussing the level of uncleanliness the band exuded in their dressing room:
"Seriously? I heard the bass guitarist's dreadlocks crunch when he touched them."
When I used the loaner CR-V the Honda dealership gave us and discovered that all 12 radio preset buttons were tuned to his station:
"What makes you think that was me? I mean, it's a good station. Maybe someone likes us THAT MUCH."