"Do you read the paper?"
"Um, you could say that, yes."
"Well then you HAVE to read today's. There is an article written by a young woman who's pregnant. In fact, she's probably about as far along as you are, and it talks about all the old wives' tales she's tried to induce labor. It's hysterical. You really should read it."
"Actually, I wrote it."
"Oh, I'm sorry! ... That's embarrassing ... I didn't put two-and-two together."
"Pam, I was TRYING to tell you that this morning."
"That's okay. I'm just glad you liked it."
"I clipped it to send to my daughter-in-law. She's due Nov. 7, but she's about twice as big as you are."
"Well, you ladies just made my day in more ways than one. Thank you."
"Oh, and Kelly, we decided that you forgot to try a bumpy car ride."