Wednesday, November 28, 2007

How quickly he forgets

Jerry to Allison as he's walking upstairs to change her diaper: "What's it like to pee in your pants? Huh? Just to let it all go like that?"

Me: "Don't let him fool you, Allison. He knows EXACTLY what it feels like. I've heard stories about his college years."
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Well, apparently I was wrong in assuming that the negative commenter would get tired of writing uninspired insults about my family, so I've decided to take away their platform. I will be approving comments from now on.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha
I've always loved the Jerryisms.
She really is Daddy's little girl.

Ray said...

Hahahaha! You guys are just too cute! Let the record show that, "ALLISON'S PARENTS ROCK!" Seriously. =P

Take, care.

allison said...

jerry cracks me up!
and anonymous is just jealous of your beautiful baby and your witty & hilarious husband.

Janice said...

I love it!

Anonymous said...

He is so funny. You and Allison are so very lucky.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. That is great!

~Kirs

its_just_ang said...

Very funny! I can't wait to see a close up of her little fingernails. I think baby fingernails are so cute. That's not weird, is it? LOL...

Ashley said...

ohh negativeness toward blogs... I got in a heap of trouble for using the word "sucks" (if I were a teenager with overprotective parents that might be slightly ok, but I am a 21 year old living in Africa)... people and their attempts to wreak havoc in others lives, even others they dont know!!! the pictures are amazing, and I am excited to see more (and of course I always enjoy the Jerryisms!!)!!!

Brandi said...

OMG! I step away from the Xanga world for not quite a year and you go and have a baby! She is beyond precious!! Congratulations honey!

Brandi

Katie said...

Who the hell leaves negative comments on a grown woman's blog? This seems so much more likely to happen in junior high.

Additionally, you better watch out or Jerry's going to warp this child with a very twisted sense of humor ;) Think about when she goes to kindergarten and repeats a "Jerryism.." Hilarious!! :)

Jennifer Suarez said...

LOL!

Who the heck is this negative commenter??? And why doesn't this person have a life?? I can't image anyone having something bad to say about you or your family. You guys are so great. They must be doing it for attention.

It only takes one idiot to ruin it for the rest of us. *geez!*

Anonymous said...

I hope you'll tell us about breastfeeding. And I'm NOT a PERV, I'm a woman with breasts but no kids and would like the straight story on how bad it hurts.

kristin said...

Tell Jerry they make diapers for adults now too :)

LeslieAnn said...

What a jerk! I'm sorry that someone has to be that inconsiderate. I don't understand how someone can be like that about a woman and her family. Do they really have nothing better to do with their lives? Must be.

kimiedawn said...

It is so annoying when someone comes on and leaves nasty comments. I had one that went on and on questioning my mothering skills and such claiming at the end to be doing a study for college on mothers--yeah right. Anyways hope the crazys leave you alone.

Joe said...

God Jerry is hilarious! haaha. Im cracking up!

blueskitten said...

Too funny.

And... when you have to moderate your hecklers, you know you've made it. ;)

Emmy said...

*laughing* He's such a good daddy to Allison. It's great how he doesn't mind changing stinky diapers. So big high-fives to Jerry! And good idea on making this page an asshole-free page. That's what I'd do too. *hugs*

Anonymous said...

Boo to the negative commenter...YAY for baby Allison and her awesome parents!

LesLo said...

Congratulations!
Your baby is precious and I love the name.

Keep the pictures and posts coming! Also, if you could I would love to hear about Toby's interaction with the baby. You always hear about the dog becoming overprotective or jealous, and I would like to know if it's true.

MandyElvins said...

What a douche! Don't let it get to you, you know your little girl is BEAUTIFUL! =]

Anonymous said...

okay.
please tell about what it is like to never sleep.

and then, when you go back to work, please tell about what it is like to never sleep AND have to work.

my period was 24 hours late yesterday and i started to have an anxiety attack about never. sleeping. ever. again.

is it really that bad?

Chelsea said...

Gah, she's so lucky to have a funny dad.

I can't believe that asshole is still leaving nasty comments.

TIffany said...

I'm sorry it's had to come to this. Your daughter is gorgeous! She's so sweet, and she kinda looks like Jerry... at least from the pictures and whatnot that I've seen of her and him.

Congrats on being a Mom!

Amy said...

Some people are just horrible, i'm sorry that you had to deal with nasty comments.

Your daughter is precious! and has the most amazing eyes. No matter what jealous, lonely people say your family and yourself love her and i'm sure that's all she cares about.

The Plainsman said...

LOL, but there's gonna be trouble in "river city" when Alli starts talkin' and repeatin' Jerryisms out of context! Hee! Hang on!