Monday, November 12, 2007

Just not in the stars

My sister-in-law called Sunday afternoon to tell us that our horoscopes eerily indicated that "today is the day."

Mine: "All eyes are on you."
Jerry's: "You'll have a force to recon with."
Jerry's mom's: "Once more, you assume your nurturing stance."

Then I read the prediction for Scorpio, what our daughter will be, and it all made sense.

"You might want to lie back and wait a little longer."

Of course.

27 comments:

julie said...

Bahaha!! Gotta love those Scorpios!!

Adrienne said...

hahaha

petra said...

LOL! Let's hope she doesn't grow up to be the kind of procrastinator that I am, having been born two friggin' weeks overdue...

Anonymous said...

LOL...leave it to the scorpios to hold up the party. :)

Jennifer said...

OMG how funny!

LeslieAnn said...

Aww, that's too funny. Hopefully she arrives soon!

chelsea said...

Thats so funny! Save that for her scrapbook

Anonymous said...

JUST HAVE SEX! She'll come out! Jerry wouldnt mind either!

the aries plainsman said...

I'd try reading a different horoscope!

Anyway, Scorpios are supposed to be good at keeping secrets, so she will surprise you when you least expect it!

Anonymous said...

That is too cute.

Anonymous said...

Relax Kelly, She will be here soon.

Janice said...

She's holding everything up!

gorakagaz said...

every time i come to your blog, i'm thinking "did it happen yet??!" and i'm disappointed =P

here's hoping she'll make her debut before the 23rd.

Anonymous said...

That is freaking fantastic! Although I'm very sorry for the plight in which it leaves you.

jsi said...

Now you know she hasn't got that horoscope delivered. Don't let her know...hide all copies!!

Emmy said...

Oh, my... that's depressing AND humorous.

Sarah said...

Awwwh! But there's a chance she could be a late night/early morning baby! =D

Anonymous said...

I have to stand by my 4 day late prediction as each of mine were 4 days late. So let's shoot for the 14th.

Lim Jun Jie said...

My birthday is on the November 13. Hope to share the same birthday as your little princess.

Michelle said...

My birth happened a week after my expected due date, and ever since I'm always the first one ready to go and the first one done with whatever is placed in front of me. On the other hand, my brother was born three days early and he's probably the most laid back, take-your-time kid I've ever met.

Maybe your daughter will be punctual, since she's getting her procrastination done early as well. :D

Anonymous said...

every minute you dont update makes me think you are in labor already! haha i am so excited for this baby to come!

-sarah

Kristin said...

Lmfao.
Gotta love horoscopes, man, lol.

-KrIsTiN-

Anonymous said...

JUST FUCK JERRY!!! AND TELL US ALL ABOUT IT!!! SHELL COME OUT I PROMISE!!!!
~Alexandra

Ray said...

OMG! THAT'S AWESOME! HAHA! Well not for you, SORRY! Awww, and I was hoping for today.

But that just goes to prove that the horoscopes are a bunch of bull. I don't buy into all of the sign crap, that people religiously go by. It's ridiculous and silly!!

Well, take care.

Ray said...

And MY Alexandra's PERSISTENT!Hehe. =)

yvonne said...

ach yikes....haha! go you for still cracking jokes at this time =)

novelle360 said...

And, seriously people, do you REALLY think we haven't tried having sex yet? Numerous times? To absolutely no avail?

I ingested HOT PEPPERS. Horrid, should-have-killed-me hot peppers. And you think we haven't tried something that's pleasurable.

Please. Have a little faith. I just don't think my grandma needs to read about it on my blog.