After 45 minutes of messing with buckles and buttons to successfully strap Allison to Jerry via her baby backpack for the first time:
"Um, I have to go to the bathroom."
"What do we do?"
"I am NOT taking her out of there. That was a pain in the ass."
"Yeah, well, I'm gonna have a different kind of pain in my ass in a second."
"I won't tell Social Services if you won't."