Thursday, January 10, 2008

Conversation Jerry had with himself

Personal diatribe after noticing Toby was snout-deep near Allison's diaper and ready to pounce in hopes of engaging her in playtime:

Toby STOP it!

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In his defense, she was kicking him in the face.

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In her defense, his head was in her crotch.

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In his defense, she probably pooped herself.

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In her defense, that's what babies do.

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In his defense, that's what dogs do.

6 comments:

Janice said...

Classy--I hope he came to a valid solution :)

julie said...

ryc: Ironically, yours is one of those blogs I was thinking of when I said I adore blogs where the writer often has a clear and often funny message. I love your writing style.

Anonymous said...

God I wish just ONE time we could have Jerry over for just one day. I would laugh a couple of years worth. He is awesome.

ajandmac said...

Sometimes I'm only funny to my friends, but Jerry is one of those people that's just funny to us all. You think he's funny because you know he is, and you're his wife, we think he's funny because he is. It's really fantastic. Good combo. Glad you two are such a pair...oh wait, sorry a trio? No wait, there's Toby, quartet. You are a quartet. Without the barbershop. I like you.

Kriston said...

Aww that's so cute...

Ray said...

HAHA! YOU GOTTA LOVE JERRY! =) And yes they both had valid points. He should be their lawyer for when Allison and Toby get into disputes. Hehe.