Me: I'm not sure if it means anything, but I saw two huge boogers come out of her nose this morning.
Jer: Is she sick?
I don't think so. She's acting completely normal, but I noticed she was having a hard time breathing through her nose last night, and then there were the gigantic snot rockets this morning.
Coming out of her tiny nostrils? They looked abnormally large. I mean, if I hadn't personally experienced childbirth, I wouldn't think something that big could come out of something that small.
Were they runny or solid?
Um, kind of a mixture. Part of it solid, part of it goopy.
Normal snot color -- yellowish nasty. Actually, I can show you. I saved the second one on a tissue upstairs. I just wanted to get your opinion.
Where is it? I'll go check.