I've written before about how Jerry is so enamored with "The Biggest Loser" that he considers the product placement personal advice from the show's physical trainers.
Well, last week Bob talked about One-A-Day vitamins. Which happens to be the brand I take.
Knowing this, Jerry shot up from the couch and ran into the kitchen. Then I heard a gigantic crash as the contents of my super-sized bottle scattered across the floor.
"THE LID WASN'T ON!"
"I'd like to see YOU try opening a childproof container with one hand because a baby is in the other! ... Besides, I have the women's brand, so get your hands — and now FEET — off them!"
"Can't I take one?"
"Sure, knock yourself out. They're fortified for breast health."
Suddenly, he wasn't so interested anymore.