Thursday, March 27, 2008

Another head-slapping moment

I've written before about how Jerry is so enamored with "The Biggest Loser" that he considers the product placement personal advice from the show's physical trainers.

Well, last week Bob talked about One-A-Day vitamins. Which happens to be the brand I take.

Knowing this, Jerry shot up from the couch and ran into the kitchen. Then I heard a gigantic crash as the contents of my super-sized bottle scattered across the floor.

"THE LID WASN'T ON!"

"I'd like to see YOU try opening a childproof container with one hand because a baby is in the other! ... Besides, I have the women's brand, so get your hands — and now FEET — off them!"

"Can't I take one?"

"Sure, knock yourself out. They're fortified for breast health."

Suddenly, he wasn't so interested anymore.

6 comments:

Ray said...

Hahaha! I'm sure he didn't want them after that!! You should make an, "I Love Jerry" shirt. I'm sure everyone would love to buy them. Plus, it would be cool because: only a select few would know what "Jerry" we were talking about, LOL! Then again you don't want some skank wearing one, since he has so many fans! HEHE! I guess not then. =)

Take, care.

Are You Willing to Change? said...

So funny! G would probably do the same thing!

Erin in Scranton said...

Ummm ... I think men can get breast cancer. Right? Anyhow, it probably won't screw Jer up any more than he is already. :) Love you both!

chelsea said...

I bet I know what you'll find yourself buying on your next trip to the grocery store.

Jessica said...

lol, once in awhile we have "Biggest Loser" on in our house. While we were watching I had to tell my husband about Jerry & his susceptibility to the product placement on the show!

Jo Ann Bennett said...

Men think in weird ways. My husband has used Secret antiperspirant for years because the ads say, "Strong enough for a man."