Thursday, March 6, 2008

Jerryisms

While I was suffering a particularly bad bout of hiccups:
"You sound like a pterodactyl during mating season."

After I asked which piece of ham he'd like for dinner:
"I'll take the one shaped like California."

After telling him I feel like a million bucks:
Really? I feel like a buck fifteen.

8 comments:

julie said...

Speaking of Jerry, I'll have you know that I've been singing "Tob-le-roni" for two days now.

Marcy said...

I'm impressed he knows what a pterodactyl sounds like during mating season.

Anonymous said...

I've also been singing the "Tobleroni" song for a couple days now. I even sang it out loud in the store the other day, and my friend was like, "What the hell are you talking about?" Yeah.

julie said...

me too! tob-le-roni was stuck in my head.
and i love jerryisms. i call my boyfriend's "mitchellisms"....haha.

Anonymous said...

He cracks me up!!!!

Ray said...

Oh you should kill him for that first one! LOL! =)

Are You Willing to Change? said...

Jerryisms are so funny...Thanks for posting them!

Randall said...

He keeps you on your toes!