A few days ago, our town held a St. Patrick's Day parade. It started downtown with a kickoff celebration where kids could come and get their pictures taken with a leprechaun.
And the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
After laughing at the sight of some pour soul trapped inside a giant foamy costume with a hugemongous chef hat, I had another thought.
I wonder if his motto is "Eat me, I'm Irish."