- When a song came on the radio during the drive and Jerry started talking about the band, Nate's friend asked incredulously, "You know who Blink 182 is?"
Jerry, blinking 182 times, said, "Yeah, buddy, they're my age."
- When the boys whipped out their cell phones during the game and started texting like crazy, Jerry asked, "What are you guys doing?"
Taking him literally, Nate's friend said, "This is called text messaging."
Right. Now please excuse me while I go round up my denture cream so I can put my teeth in for the day.