Saturday, June 21, 2008

Jerryisms

After I dressed Allison in an awesome leopard-print onesie with a scull-and-crossbones on it and red pants:
"Take off the skull and she's an old lady ready for her big trip to Atlantic City. All she needs is a bucket of quarters."

Realizing short hair requires a little more maintenance than one cut every three months:
"This is ridiculous. I'm going to have to put the salon on speed dial. It'll go you, mom, hairdresser."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

There must be pictures of this onesie. :D

chelsea said...

Haha, I love the first one! How is your nose healing?

Lioncloud said...

September 19th is official "Talk Like Pirate Day." You should be able to teach Allison to say "arrrrrrrrrrr..." by then!


http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

jsi said...

Short hair is much more maintenance. And so worth it. Help reminding him how nice it looks.

wissh said...

How can you not have included a pic with that?!

Ray said...

Love the, "Atlantic City" Jerryism. And we need a photo of that cute ensemble. =)