Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tolerant-of-other-people Jerryisms

While driving past an advertisement for a local insurance agent:
"A face like that does NOT belong on a billboard."

After I said I didn't understand the license plate on the car in front of us that read BUG EYEZ:
"I can only hope it's referring to a facial disformity."

After taking Alli to get her first professional portraits taken:
"I can't believe how good they turned out! Especially because they were taken by someone I wouldn't have let come anywhere near our daughter under any other circumstance."


Chelsea said...

Last one is a favorite!

the plainsman said...

Gotta go with the last one, too.

Ray said...

That last Jerryism was the best! =D