Tuesday, January 6, 2009

I feel shitty, oh so shitty

Hoping the musical theater buffs will get that.

Anywho, I woke from a nap this afternoon in a puddle of my own drool because my nose refuses to function with all of the snot clogging it. In my feverish hallucinations, I must have reached for the jar of Vaseline on my nightstand because I was clutching it in a death grip.

Strange? Sure. But I would've been really impressed if my subconscious could have figured out how to apply it to my tissue-chapped nostrils.

15 comments:

Kristin said...

haha. you crack me up =P
I hope you get better soon, though =]

-KrIsTiN-

chelsea said...

Sounds like my Christmas! Feel better! The thing that gets me out of a shitty state like that is Vitamin Water's XXX (lots of antioxidents).

Randall @ Happy For This Moment said...

"... I feel shitty and witty and bright!"

Hope you're feeling PRETTY again soon!

Marina said...

That really sucks. My recommendation is Dristan, or any similar nasal spray. It clears up your nose so you can actually get some sleep at night and, you know, breathe.

Kristy said...

Hope you feel better soon!

its_just_ang said...

Uh-oh! You might have to dust off the Netti Pot aka Nasti Pot! Icky!

the plainsman said...

It is a wonder of the universe how a tiny invisible virus can humble the mightiest of warriors!

Know you will feel better soon, as return of the sense of humor is the first sign of recovery!

Anonymous said...

we are super sick in rochester too. jax has pneumonia and i have strep, ear infect and sinus infect. we are a hot mess too...i feel your pain girl. feel better soon!

Jennifer Suarez said...

Hmmm.... am I the only one brave enough to inquire as to WHY you have a jar of vasoline on your night stand?

;-)

Feel better soon

Jaclyn said...

Sorry you're feeling so crummy. But now I have "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and whitty and gaaayyyy" stuck in my head.
Guess that's my punishment for not being sick.

Anonymous said...

I recommend Claritin-D, Puffs plus w/ Lotion, and any sympathy Jer will give up for you! Lots of OJ rest and love from your fam will have you on your feet in NO time! (Until then, Im sorry you're feeling so bum!)

cnjweber

Ray said...

That's totally from, "West Side Story." =o)And I hope you feel better soon.

Take, care.

Anonymous said...

Feel better soon, Kelly!!
*g

Anonymous said...

I've been reading your blogs for a year now. I'm on xanga (fading_roses19). I had the same thing. I took theraflu, drank plenty of OJ, and slept a lot. I also had a cheap nasal spray I used once and then I was cured. Also, vix. I swear to god it works. I hope you feel better again. i love your blogs you write beautifully.

Sincerely,
Suzanne

novelle360 said...

Duuude Jen.

I had it there for my NOSE.

Funny though!