Thursday, January 22, 2009

Too good to wait for two more to group into a full Jerryisms entry

As we were driving home after going out to dinner and passed a Red Lobster sign with the "t" not illuminated:

"GOD! I WISH THE 'B' WOULD GO OUT! ... I'd stop right now. Even though we just ate, we'd have to get dessert at the Red Loser. ... It almost makes me want to pay off a sharp shooter. ... GOD! HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE?"

9 comments:

Ray said...

Jerry's funny! ;o) If that happened, I so would have wanted a photo of that. Hehe. =P

B said...

he has got to be the funniest fella!

the_plainsman said...

Red Lo_s_er! Appropriate for the Superbowl, too! Sorry Card's fans! Go Steelers!

Chelsea said...

Haha! The other day I drove by a Home Depot with the "M" out, so it said The Hoe Depot.

Jennifer Suarez said...

God I'm slow. It actually took me a minute to think of what it would say with both letters out. Red.. Lo....uh...s..er? lo.s.er OH!! Red LOSER! HAHAHA!

*head smack* I must need more coffee.

Anonymous said...

LMAO. That is great!

Anonymous said...

AMAZING!

Anonymous said...

There are others in the food world. Buger King, Country Crock minus the second 'R' ... you just have to look around. :-)

Luna Pier Cook
www.blogsmonroe.com/food/

wallaby75 said...

During his mis-spent youth, Big Guy and a buddy once took a B.B gun to the decorative lights at the entrance to his old hometown. With a few well aimed, air primed shots they managed to change it from "City of Niceville" to "City of Evil." He's 34 and still proud of that one.