Holy freezer box I had no idea so many people haven't ever seen a refrigerator before. I mean, here I was assuming it was a common household appliance, but apparently it is a species the likes of a unicorn -- a mystical apparatus only documented on the internet.
Well, hold onto your lunch meat, you're about to get a rare glimpse:
This before photo really does nothing to capture the gross factor
because I didn't think to commemorate it with an interior shot.
Looking back, it seems slightly bigger than the mini unit I had
in my freshman dorm room. And, yes, Allison still loves Santa.
All of a sudden my white cabinets that I slaved to repaint a few
summers ago don't look so gleaming anymore. They're lost in the glow
of wonderousness that is my Whirlpool. Next up? Hideous floor.
And just because no one complained at my absence
this week while I prepared for Timberly's baby shower,
here is a bonus shot of my Fucking Bangs. That is how
I refer to them. With great detest. And an eye roll.