Thursday, April 9, 2009

Jerryisms

When I jokingly likened him to a lighter after an argument:
"Fine. I might be a lighter, but you're the Axe Body Spray that turns me into a flame thrower!"

While he was considering getting a new shirt and tie for Easter:
"What are you gonna wear? It better be pastel or Jesus will cry."

Yelled out the door as I was climbing into my car to go to work after I burned dinner because I was online:
"IT SMELLS LIKE FACEBOOK IN HERE!"

11 comments:

sarah said...

hahahahha, that was awesome.

KerryLee said...

Hehe, I love those. "smells like facebook". What does that even MEAN?!

Kristin said...

rofl.
those were the best Jerryisms in a long time xD

-KrIsTiN-

aj said...

hahahahahaha

I always click right away when I see "Jerryisms"

so worth it...

Ray said...

Another great installment of Jerryisms. Comment to the second one, "Jerry's BAD!!" LOL. =P

Anonymous said...

omg that last one was the best!

the_plainsman said...

I like the third one best!

Bitchy Mom said...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

Your husband is SO FUN!!!

Anonymous said...

LMAO! "Smells like Facebook!" I LOVE it!
Sara

Candi said...

HAHA!! I loved the last one, but I loved all of them!

Fit Mama said...

lol, love the Facebook one!

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