While watching a TV ad for allegery medication:
"I'm like your Claritin -- longlasting relief you can depend on without a prescription."
Response after I text messaged him my work schedule for the month of April:
cool ... i like your boobs
After we had new friends over for the first time and he was assessing whether or not they had a good time:
"We could debate this all night or just state the obvious: Seriously, what's not to like?" (while motioning up and down his torso)