Sunday, February 21, 2010

You guys were right: No-merge Jerryisms

After I mentioned that tying a tie looks complicated:
"See? And women complain about childbirth."

After I told him dinner would be ready in two shakes:
"Of what? A lambs tail? Or of my pecker after I pee?"

8 comments:

Ray said...

Haha. Love em' both. ;P

Erica said...

Hahaha, you always post these Jerryisms, and my son who is only 3 said the most hilarious thing that reminded me of some of the things Allison and Jerry say.. A nasonex commercial with the bee flying around was on, and my son looks up at my dad and says "Papaw why does bees fly?" My dad: "Because that's what they do, they have wings. Why do you sit on your butt all the time?" My son: "Because I'm a BUTT-er-fly!"

Mia said...

Precisely why you shouldn't merge!
Hilariousness.

Ray said...

BIG YAY to the NO MERGE!! ;D

Anonymous said...

no merge?! YAY!

Anonymous said...

Kelly!
There's a post sort of dedicated to you here!

http://eternal-relevance.xanga.com/722302475/item/

The Plainsman said...

Very thin ice, Jerry. After comparing tying a tie to childbirth, amazed you are still alive. Likely Kelly was busy writing it down so it could be posted here instead of looking for the butcher knife. I knew keeping this seperate blog would be a lifesaver, though did not realize it would be yours, not hers!

Angela said...

*boogies* no merge! yay!! No pressure from your readers...we are happy whenever you post.