Asking for Special K with Red Berries this morning:
"Mom, I want strawberries and snowflakes for breakfast."
Her attempt at the phrase "driving me crazy":
"Toby, stop it! You're driving all crazy!"
Her way of politely asking me to move:
"Mommmm, your big butt is in my face!"
Trying one of my bras on for size:
"This is too big for MY nippos."