After two consecutive wrong numbers in a row:
"My cell number's on a bathroom stall somewhere."
Responding to Allison, who is obsessed with gender differences at the moment:
"Music is for everyone, honey. There aren't boy songs or girl songs. ... Unless maybe you're listening to Melissa Ethridge, which is kind of a gray area."
Noting Toby's desperation while playing pancake toss games in the kitchen after I made too many for dinner:
"I might as well be juggling steaks in front of starving Ethiopians."
"Bunny and Bear are best friends. ... Best friends for hours."
Looking at the latest cover of Newsweek, featuring a photo of President Obama:
"Mom? Who's that?"
"That's the president. His name is Barack Obama. He's the leader of our country."
"Oh, I thought it was my daddy."