How we roll at the grocery store

Alli-isms

Mama, when's my birthday?

November fifteenth.

Yeah! That's right. ... When's your birthday?

February twentieth.

Wow. You must be really old.

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Hey, Al, why don't you put on your bunny slippers to keep your feet toasty.

Well ... okay. They're girls.

Oh yeah?

No, wait. They're boys because they don't have eyelashes.